Freaks (1932)

Phroso: "So you finally got wise to yourself, did you? The funny thing about you women is most of you don't get wise soon enough. You wait until your so old nobody wants you."
Venus: "Nobody does, most of the time."
Phroso: "You ought to be tickled to death; you're washed up with him. You're not so hard to look at... Give yourself a tumble, you'll make the grade!"

Gattaca (1997)

"But we do have one thing in common; only I don't have 20 or 30 years left in mine. Mine is already 10,000 beats overdue."

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up.

The Man Who Planted Trees, Jean Giono

"When I reminded myself that all this was the work of the hand and soul of one man, with no mechanical help, it seemed to me that men could be as effective as god in tasks other than destruction."

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Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

"You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother... She was the biggest whore in Alameda, and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month, he must've been a happy man."


"How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders... a man can't even trust his own pants?"

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (1966)

"Hey, Blondie! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-" whaaoo whaaoo whaa!

Blue Velvet (1986)

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Midnight Cowboy (1969)

"I'm Joe Buck, from Texas..."
"Enrico Rizzo, from the Bronx."
"...And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What the hell you think of that?!"

Animal House (1978)

"Greg what is the worst fraternity on campus?"

Three Ten to Yuma (1957)

"Safe! Who knows what's safe. I know a man dropped dead from lookin' at his wife... My own grandmother fought the Indians for 60 years, then choked to death on lemon pie."